You are T.X. Watson. You were born in a featureless void north of Boston, and after a markedly southward drift you have floated back up to the mid-Atlantic. You're a full-time Ph.D. student, and representatives of your university have asked you not to name it in public appearances. You are a published science fiction writer, formerly active minor TikTok celebrity, YouTube video essayist, amateur punk singer-songwriter, and professionally unavailable embroiderer. You make fortune telling cards and shares of ownership of your soul are available for purchase. When you tell people your star sign is "Aquarius" they believe you, which makes you think you're coming off pretty much the way you mean to. You wrote your bio in the second person because you don't like thinking about your pronouns, but you’re happy for readers who were checking your bio for pronouns to just go ahead and use whatever reasonably likely guess feels right.